Platforms: Xbox 360
Developer: North Squard
Publisher: North Squard
Rating: “M” for Mature
Review by Alejandro Gustafar
Platform Reviewed on: Xbox 360
((Note from Editor-in-Chief Russian Renegade. Due to the nature of this review I feel that I will not edit it. Since Gustafar decided to review a game where the soul purpose is to drink I feel like keeping his typo’s and content raw and un-cut will further enhance the review…That being said, I am so sorry you have to read this))
I guess I should start off by saying, “I do not support underage drinking.” and also “Don’t drink and drive!”. Now that’s over, let’s go over Indie party hit, The Drinking Game. This is going to be the shortest review probably, but it’s still going to get done none the less. To spice things up on this review, I will be drinking. IT’S TIME FOR DRUNKEN REVIEW!!! (Please note I am 22 years old and was born on November 13, 1988).
So I got my 40oz of Pabst Blue Ribbon in one hand and my controller in the other. Let’s see if this game lives up to it’s name. Before we dive into the fun here are the simple rules to the game:
Now that has been taken care of, lets start her up! OH NO! Maximum players is 16, pretty sweet, but its minimum is 2! Well looks like I’ll have to play double just to see how good this game really is. Now remember, don’t abuse alcohol or anything because it is dangerous! The time is 6:16 PM and I’m about to start playing two player solo, let’s see how it goes when I get back. Alright so just checking in at 6:21 PM. Here’s the lowdown. If you hit all fruits, you don’t drink. Just to clear that up since it’s not mentioned in the photo above. Now in just about 5 minutes I have had 16 drinks. So far this game is great if you were having a party, it’s just that the music is so lame! Oh wait, press left button to switch music off? Done! And now time for me to put on some Ludacris while playing. The time is now 6:28 PM.
6:32 PM. I ended up drinking 30 times this time around. So I’m at a total of 46 drinks. My forty is almost done and I’m starting to feel slight effects from the game. I’m to take two shots of some liquor to spice up round 3 and to have an even better closing statement for all you readers. Shots taken. Round 3. Time is 6:38 PM.
Time is 6:43 PM. I just beat myself in The Drinking Game. In order to win you must be the last man or woman standing. Simple hit “B” on your turn and you step out, doesn’t matter if you have most drinks, just matters who isn’t a little sissy. At this point you’re probably wondering how my spelling is. Well it’s one of two things. 1 ““ I’m a pretty good typer when drunk. 2- I have an Editor. Speaking of editors, if you dare edit this nonsense out I swear to god I will… I will… you know what just don’t do it and there won’t be a problem at tomorrows meeting. Anyways, this game is awesome. Again majority of Indie games on Xbox cost 80 MSP and this is one of them. Well worth it if you party a lot and want to find a new drinking game. I just STRONGLY recommend that you don’t play this by yourself cause well then you end up like me. Now if you’re an alcoholic then go to one of them meetings, the game itself even states to do that before you play. HA! Man I should’ve mentioned that before. Oh wait, I forgot, my end time was 6:43 PM. My total drink count between player 1 and 2 was in the 60’s maybe higher. I don’t know. You play this game and find out what you’re best score is. Hey maybe we’ll make a Drunken Review Video on this game or better hold a contest on who has the highest score. ID’s will be checked… ok. Buy this game, time to watch Attack of the Show.
Music: 0 (It’s really horrible music and you should just play your own. LIKE I DID!)
Storyline: (The only story here is to get wasted and by law I can’t rate that.)
Graphics: 10 (What? There simple and give me a good time. It’s not like they tried to make an amazing game and it looked horrible.)
Gameplay: 10 (If you’re a partier that is!)
Overall Fun Factor: 8 (Didn’t see that coming did you? We’ll again, by law, I really can’t say it’s a 10 now can I?)
I wan’t more drinking games on Xbox! Like I never though in my life any console would allow a “drinking” game to play. So I say if there’s at least one, we want more!